In this June 1 photo Skipper Landon Shand, left, and crewmember Lorne Pace show off a 23 lb. male lobster they caught on their final run of the closing day of Southwestern Nova Scotia's lobster season in Yarmouth, N.S.

Brian Medel-Halifax Chronicle-Herald/The Canadian Press/AP

It is the dawn of the super crab

By Darryl Fears

Crabs are bulking up on carbon pollution that pours out of power plants, factories and vehicles and settles in the oceans, turning the tough crustaceans into even more fearsome predators.

That presents a major problem for the Chesapeake Bay, where crabs eat oysters. In a life-isn’t-fair twist, the same carbon that crabs absorb to grow bigger stymies the development of oysters.

“Higher levels of carbon in the ocean are causing oysters to grow slower, and their predators — such as blue crabs — to grow faster,” Justin Baker Ries, a marine geologist at the University of North Carolina’s Aquarium Research Center, said in an recent interview.

Over the next 75 to 100 years, ocean acidification could supersize blue crabs, which may then eat more oysters and other organisms and possibly throw the food chain of the nation’s largest estuary out of whack.

That would undermine an effort to rebuild the stocks of both creatures. Virginia and Maryland are pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into rebuilding the populations of blue crabs and oysters to some semblance of their historical numbers.

The problem extends beyond crabs and the Chesapeake Bay. Lobsters and shrimp also are bulking up on carbon dioxide along the Atlantic coast. Like oysters, coral that helps protect small organisms from big predators is being adversely affected by higher acidity in the waters.

In this June 1 photo Skipper Landon Shand, left, and crewmember Lorne Pace show off a 23 lb. male lobster they caught on their final run of the closing day of Southwestern Nova Scotia's lobster season in Yarmouth, N.S. Brian Medel-Halifax Chronicle-Herald/The Canadian Press/AP

In this June 1 photo Skipper Landon Shand, left, and crewmember Lorne Pace show off a 23 lb. male lobster they caught on their final run of the closing day of Southwestern Nova Scotia’s lobster season in Yarmouth, N.S.
Brian Medel-Halifax Chronicle-Herald/The Canadian Press/AP

Crabs put away carbon like nobody’s business. The more they eat, the faster they molt, a growth spurt during which their shells go soft. Carbon helps speed the process so that they emerge bigger and perhaps stronger, less vulnerable to predators and more formidable predators themselves.

At UNC, marine geologists are analyzing video of the slaughter that took place when they put mud crabs and oysters in tanks they intentionally polluted with carbon over three months for a 2011 study.

It was like watching lions tear apart lambs. The crabs scurried from their side of the tanks, banged on the shells of the traumatized oysters, pried them open with a claw in a way similar to what humans do with a knife at restaurants and gobbled them down.

For crab lovers, bigger doesn’t necessarily mean better. Carbon-absorbing crabs put all their energy into upgrading shells, not flesh — like a mansion without much furniture. So diners might be disappointed years from now when they crack open huge crabs and find little meat.

The research showing the effects of carbon on marine organisms was published in the journal Geology in 2009. The study, led by Ries and co-authored with Anne L. Cohen and Daniel C. McCorkle, and found that crabs, lobsters and shrimp grew bigger more rapidly as carbon pollution increased. Chesapeake blue crabs grew nearly four times faster in high-carbon tanks than in low-carbon tanks.

But under the same conditions, oysters, scallops and other organisms struggle to grow, making them more vulnerable to carnivores. Oysters in high-carbon tanks grew at only one-quarter the speed they did in low-carbon conditions, according to the study.

“It’s taking them longer to go from oyster spat to oyster adult,” said Luke Dodd, a doctoral candidate at UNC who put the crabs in a tank with oysters. “When you’re a baby, there’s tons of predators that want to eat you up.”

But when they put mud crabs and oysters together in the tanks polluted with carbon, Dodd, Michael F. Piehler of UNC and Jonathan Grabowski of Northeastern University observed something they didn’t expect, a response that gave oysters a prayer.

Mysterious-Island_CrabUnder conditions with lower levels of carbon, two mud crabs polished off 20 oysters in six hours. But in the aquariums with higher levels of carbon, the mud crabs seemed confused.

They went over to the oysters, but they didn’t eat as many — sometimes fewer than half of what other crabs ate under normal conditions. Dodd scratched his head. “Acidification may be confusing the crab,” he said. The situation, he concluded, “is more complicated than you’d be led to believe.”

Ries said crabs might be getting loopy from all that carbon in their systems, depriving them of oxygen and putting them in a fog.

Both researchers said that acidification happens so slowly that crabs may eventually grow more accustomed to it. “You can’t discount evolution taking over,” Dodd said.

- from the washington post, Crabs, supersized by carbon pollution, may upset Chesapeake’s balance

this is a disturbing post

this is the grossest thing i’ve ever read…

this is very disturbing and could cause emotional distress in some people, do not read if you are squeemish and gag easily…seriously, this is disgusting and horrifying.

this is disturbing on so many levels. i was not going to share this, but i can’t get the thought out of my head…

Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest

By NBC News staff

A man who collapsed after winning a cockroach-eating contest last month at a Florida pet store choked to death, according to a Broward County Medical Examiner report released Monday.

Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach, and several other contestants signed up to eat a variety of insects at Ben Siegel Reptiles in Deerfield Beach on Oct. 6. After eating dozens of giant cockroaches, Archbold was declared the winner of an ivory-ball python.

Earlier in the night, he had also entered a superworm-eating contest.

But after winning, Archbold felt sick and started vomiting. He then collapsed in the store and was later pronounced dead. The medical examiner’s office conducted tests to determine the cause of death, which was revealed more than a month later.

According to the report, the death was deemed an accident as a result of “arthropod body parts” blocking Archbold’s airways. The autopsy tested negative for toxic substances.

from nbc news Florida man who died in cockroach-eating contest choked to death, autopsy says

the perfect send-up of 60′s music

Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band – Canyons Of Your Mind (1968)

the bonzos make an appearance on british tv, uploaded by on Oct 4, 2008.

not the first or only time this happened, but it’s amazing that someone uploaded this to youtube.

if you are not familiar with the bonzos – they had a minor hit with “the urban spaceman,” were the only guest musicians in the beatles’ magical mystery tour tv special (performing death cab for cutie), and also were involved with george harrison and eric idle’s send-up of the beatles, the rutles (see a video from the rockumentary, all you need is cash, cheese and onions)

this is such a stinging satire of 60′s music, with the fake-sincere lounge-singer, the shitty(awesome) guitar solo, the semi-choreographed band, the awful suits…this is incredible. no wonder people didn’t get them back then – most people didn’t get the ordinary pop music, either.

oh, the 60′s – wish i could remember more of that time!

“Colour Me Pop” (1968)

had to add this one, too; we are normal…

how can you go wrong with lyrics like:

we are normal and we want more freedom?

chinese toys face government censorship in former soviet union

Toys cannot hold protest because they are not citizens of Russia, officials rule

There hadn’t been many – indeed any – rallies like it before in RussiaLast month saw dozens of toys, from teddy bears to Lego figurines, standing out in the snow of a Siberian city with banners complaining about corruption and electoral malpractice.

At the time, Russian authorities in Barnaul declared the protest ”an unsanctioned public event”.

Now a petition to hold another protest featuring 100 Kinder Surprise toys, 100 Lego people, 20 model soldiers, 15 soft toys and 10 toy cars has been rejected because the toys have been deemed not to be “citizens of Russia”.

“As you understand, toys, especially imported toys (emphasis added), are not only not citizens of Russia but they are not even people,” Andrei Lyapunov, a spokesman for Barnaul, told local media.

At the last rally, baffled police did not know what to do with the toys, which held up banners with the words: “I’m for clean elections,” and “A thief should sit in jail, not in the Kremlin.” After taking photographs and video of the plastic offenders, they asked prosecutors to investigate its legality.

The number of people, and their toys, wanting to take part has risen dramatically since then.

“It probably wouldn’t be that popular if the reaction of the authorities hadn’t been so harsh and absurd,” said the activist Lyudmila Alexandrovna.

Authorities though are not willing to back down.

“It is possible that the people who have applied are inspired by their toys … and consider them their friends but the law unfortunately has a different point of view,” said Lyapunov. “Neither toys nor, for example, flags, plates or domestic appliances can take part in a meeting.”

The response to the original ban is typical of the new wave of demonstrations in Russia characterised by witty banners and a degree of absurdist humour. After a mass Moscow rally in December, the protest was re-enacted with Lego models and posted on YouTube within days. Toy rallies have caught on and taken place in four other Russian towns in the wake of the Barnaul protest.

Despite the ban, the group says it will look for another way.

One possibility, said the activist Sergei Andreev, is a solitary picket, which is allowed to take place without permission from local authorities under Russian law.

“We will stand up one [toy] and the rest will sit on a bench not far away,” said Andreev.

doctors remove nail from man’s brain

January 20, 2012|By Peter Nickeas and Andy Grimm, Chicago Tribune reporters

Gail Glaenzer often teased her accident-prone fiance, Dante Autullo, about their long engagement, joking that she wanted to marry before he hurt himself too badly.

“I told him, I want to get married while your face is pretty for wedding pictures,” she said.

Neither Glaenzer nor Autullo thought anything of it when Autullo hit himself in the head with his nail gun while working in his Orland Park garage Tuesday and texted Glaenzer a quip with a picture of what he thought was a minor scratch on his head.

Thursday morning, Autullo awoke at Advocate Christ Medical Center An X-ray shows the 3 1/2-inch nail lodged in the brain of Dante Autullo, who accidently shot it into this head with a nail gun.after surgery to remove a 3½-inch nail he accidentally shot into his brain some 36 hours earlier.

“He got real close to his face,” Glaenzer said Friday, finally able to joke about the situation.

Autullo was awake and talking after the operation that removed the nail and replaced a contaminated piece of his skull with a patch of mesh and plate of titanium.

Autullo is expected to leave the hospital this weekend with no lingering aftereffects. Damage to his brain tissue was minimal, and the father of four has showed no signs of loss of function, vision or memory, said Dr. Leslie Schaffer.

The point of the nail entered cleanly without sending fragments of bone into the delicate tissue of the brain. The flat head of the nail kept it from penetrating too deeply and held it in place securely, just as if it had been driven into a two-by-four, Schaffer said. During a two-hour operation, he drilled two holes on opposite sides of the nail head and lifted out a small piece of bone with the nail stuck in it.

The portion of the brain the nail struck, on the upper right side in the back of Autullo’s head, controls some motor functions, but because he has so far showed no side effects, he probably won’t, Schaffer said.